Four Frenchmen in Amsterdam

> be me, four Frenchmen
> walk into a bar in Amsterdam
> “what is this, the start of a bad joke or something?”
> “just one drink”
> CrossFit guy pops a Zyn in his wine
> says grace over it
> tennis guy asks for the wine list
> sends it back
> asks for it again
> sends it back again
> hyrox guy does a wall ball for every cigarette
> mfw burned through three packs and still going strong
> glasses guy is already fucked
> total degenerate, he is beyond saving
> sky starts doing the wobbly thing
> mfw the canals are also wobbly
> mfw I am also wobbly
> Amsterdam wines.jpg
> bill arrives
> we surrender